Metal Detectorist's Diet Sheet by Webmaster

Monday:

Breakfast:  Bowl of dry cornflakes with 2 sultanas, 1 whole egg shell,half a glass of goat's milk
Lunch: half uncooked fish, 2 chips, 3 tree barks and smell of fresh mango

Super: 2 slices of toast (unbuttered) dipped in hot curry sauce, 2 spoons of chopped garlic and 2 drops of fresh lemon

Breakfast: 2 slices of burnt toast (unbuttered) smell of grated cheese, 1 spoon of soy sauce with 1 orange slice

Lunch: Half of lettece leaf, quarter of tomato, smell of an egg and sprinkle of salt with of salad cream

Super: Half of onion bhaji, 1 dried potato, 1 chilly, spoon full full of chicken korma followed by 1 slice 
of lemon

Wednesday

Breakfast: One cream cracker, 1 slice of banana, 1 spoon of yougart, 2 spoons of diet coke 

Lunch: One slice of cheese with 1 chip, smell of cooked bacon and some breadcrumbs   

Super: Two spoons of lentil soup, smell of pork vindaloo with glass of lassi (buffalo milk)

Breakfast: Half a slice of burnt toast, 1 drop of honey, 2 large spring onions with glass of kangaroo milk

Lunch: Smell of wife's hotpot with slice of beetroot, spoon full of dried custard powder and carrot juice

Super: Crocodile soup with quarter buttered slice bread and a glass of hot sweat

Friday

Breakfast: Smell of bacon & sausages (cooked) 1 fresh mango with coconut cream

Lunch: Peas with cold gravy, fish bones covered in chilly batter with a glass of cold tea

Super: Smell of garlic bread, dried cauliflower with snake beans

Breakfast: Two pigs eye balls with a cream cracker with half pineapple juice

Lunch: 1 prawn, 1 chip, 1 teaspoon of soy sauce, some goat droppings with custard

Super: Two spoons of vindaloo curry sauce, smell of fresh coriander

Sunday

Breakfast: Crushed pitta bread,1 slice of bread deep fried with oz of water

Lunch: 2 chicken leg bones, 1 cabbage leaf, half a chappatti, 1-2 teaspoons chopped red chillis

Super: One peanut, 1 grape, slice of apple and smell of fresh mint and oz of water..(sunday treat)




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